Jewelery store clerk: “Next question. Deep down, underneath it all, do you love this man?”
Clark: “Answer the question, Lois. Don’t out think it. Just tell the truth.”
Jewelery store clerk: “Do you love him?”
Clark: “Tell the truth.”
Jewelery store clerk: “Do you love him?”
Lois: “…Yes.”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Lois: “Clark? Clark? Wake up. Clark. Clark. Wake up.”
Clark: [to the jewelry store clerk] “I know who you are!”
Jewelry store clerk: “Then I suppose I won’t be needing this anymore… now that we’re all acquainted. Let’s begin.”
Lois: “What’s the point? Now that we’ve both seen your face, you’re gonna kill us anyway.”
Jewelry store clerk: “Don’t be so certain. [to Clark] You must really care about her, storming in here. That’s very gallant of you.”
Lois: “Yeah, he’s stupid that way.”
Clark: “Let her go.”
Jewelry store clerk: “After her turn, you’ll get yours.”
Lois: “My turn? What is this, some kind of game?”
Jewelry store clerk: “No. No, it’s a test, to reveal how much you two have been hiding from one another. If you pass, you’ll want to invite me to your wedding. If you fail… well, the guest list will be the least of your worries. Ladies first. Have you ever cheated on your fiancé?”
Lois: “Of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.”
[the lie detector sets off the machine, causing it to hurt Clark]
Clark: “Ugh!”
Lois: “What are you doing?! You’re killing him!”
Jewelry store clerk: “No. Your lies are.”
Lois: “Okay, okay, I take it back, then. I’m sorry! Just — just don’t hurt him again!”
Clark: “Killing us — it won’t take away the pain that pushed you here.”
Jewelry store clerk: “I’m doing this for you.”
Lois: “What?”
Jewelry store clerk: “The brokenhearted are the walking dead. Either way, I’m saving you both a lot of unnecessary pain.”
Lois: “Okay, crazy, this is the deal. We’re not even really a couple. So this twisted test doesn’t mean anything.”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Clark: “Lois?! Lois.”
Lois: “Clark, you got to find Chloe and Jimmy.”
Clark: “He let them go. Listen, I’m gonna get you out of here, but you need to tell me — Where is he?”
Jewelery store clerk: “Right behind you.”
Clark: “Ugh!”
[the clerk knocks Clark out.]
Lois: “Clark!”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Store Owner: “She has great taste. You’re a very lucky man.”
Clark: “You have no idea.”
Lois: “I swear, if you’re this afraid of pretend commitment, what’s gonna happen when some poor girl makes the mistake of actually falling for you?”
Clark: “This isn’t working, Lois. We need to split up. We can track down more leads if we go in opposite directions.”
Lois: “And what if you get into trouble?”
Clark: “I think I’ll be okay.”
[Clark super-speeds away]
Lois: “You know, you’re drifting dangerously close to cocky. What, no snarky comeback from the peanut gallery?” [she turns around, realising he’s gone.]

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Oliver: “What are you two doing here?”
Lois: “Oliver, you didn’t get the invitation yet?”
Oliver: “My invitation to what?”
Lois: [to Clark] “Tell him, cupcake.”
Clark: “Lois and I are… …we’re getting married.”
Oliver: “You’re just full of surprises lately, aren’t you, Clark?”
Lois: “I know, right? I mean, we’ve been friends for so long, but we just had this one magical night, and we couldn’t deny our feelings any longer.”
Oliver: [to Clark] “Is this true?”
Clark: “I’m afraid so.”
[As the moment gets increasingly awkward, Lois and Clark head out of the store.]
Lois: [to Oliver] “See you at the wedding.”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Lois: “A smile every now and then wouldn’t kill you.”
Clark: “In short supply, Lois. I wouldn’t want to waste one.”
Store clerk: “May I help you?”
Lois: “Well, we are finally out ring shopping. Who’s the luckiest girl in the world? I am!”
Clark: “Some friends of ours said that your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings.”
Store clerk: “Is there a certain piece that you’d like to see?”
Lois: “Well… [looking at the rings] What about this one, pumpkin?”
Clark: “Anything you want, muffin. [to clerk] Must be great seeing so many happy couples come through here every day.”
Store clerk: “It certainly is. It’s very fulfilling helping to solidify the bond between husband and wife. [referring to the ring] Excellent craftsmanship — a perfect circle, no beginning and no end. Try it on.  See how it looks.”
Lois: “Don’t get stage fright, poodle. You’re gonna have to do this centre stage in front of a packed house sooner than you think. [to clerk] He has performance anxiety.”
[Clark shoves the ring on Lois’ finger.]
Store clerk: “Look at that — perfect fit.”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Lois: [to store owner] “If this were the last place on Earth and I had to write an S.O.S., I wouldn’t come here for a nib or a quill!”
Clark: [to store owner] “Thank you for your time. [to Lois] Lois, we’re not gonna get anywhere if you shake down every single person we talk to.”
Lois: “He was stonewalling us. You have to put the screws to a perp when the clock is ticking!”
Clark: “He was 70 years old, Lois. He spent the night in the hospital. He still had his bracelet on.”
Lois: “Clark, my cousin, your best friend, is missing. She could be hurt or dying or worse.”
Clark: “Which is exactly why we can’t waste any more time.”
Lois: “Okay, genius, what do you want to do?”
Clark: “You should go back to the Daily Planet, see if those background checks we ordered came in.”
Lois: “And just what do you plan on doing alone that we can’t do together?”
Clark: “A lot.”
Lois: “Wait a minute. The guy is preying on couples, right?”
Clark: “Don’t even go there.”
Lois: “So, if we walk in there pretending to be the bait, we’ll have him eating out of our hands.”
Clark: “No one will believe it, Lois, not even for a second.”
Lois: “Clark Kent… will you marry me?”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Clark: “Lois, I checked the Metropolis and the Smallville hospitals, as well as the airport; no sign of Jimmy or Chloe.”
Lois: “You covered a lot of ground.”
Clark: “We need to find the right people to ask. Did you find anything?”
Lois: “Chloe and Jimmy aren’t the only couple that’s gone missing, Clark. At least three couples in the last two weeks have vanished without a trace.”
Clark: “All engaged.”
Lois: “Credit cards haven’t been touched. Phone records show no sign of activity. The list goes on and on. So unless Oprah said eloping was in for fall —”
Clark: ’They’ve all been abducted.”
Lois: “I called the police. They won’t even declare Jimmy and Chloe missing for 24 hours.”
Clark: “What kind of person would prey on people during the happiest time of their lives?”
Lois: “You know, if I hadn’t been too drunk to go home last night, I would have been there to stop it.”
Clark: “Or you would have been missing, too. Don’t worry, Lois. We’ll find them. We should cross-reference Jimmy and Chloe with the other two victims, see if they have anything in common.”
Lois: “One step ahead of you. Jimmy, Chloe, and the other couples all visited the same wedding vendors within the last 10 days.”
Clark: “A bakery, a jewellery store, and a stationery shop.”
Lois: “To name a few.”
Clark: “That stationery shop is right around the corner. I’m gonna check it out. I’ll call if I find anything.”
Lois: “Whoa. No way am I putting my cousin’s life in the hands of a mild-mannered copyboy. Try to keep up.”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Lois: [on the answer machine] “Chloe! It’s your cuz! Guess who came to my rescue — not Oliver Queen. Clark Kent. He’s just the sweetest boy I have ever known— [she cuts off the message] Chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning.”
[answer machine message: “This is Smallville P.D., impound for a Chloe Sullivan and a James Olsen. Your vehicles were just brought in for obstructing a street cleaner. You have ninety days—”]
Clark: “They didn’t even come home last night?”
Lois: “Then where the hell are they?”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’

Lois: “Chloe?”
Clark: “Jimmy?”
Lois: “You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home… pants, pants on everyone.”
Clark: “I had no idea Jimmy was so romantic.”
Lois: “Oh, wow. [holding up the pink furry handcuffs] Guess the Olsen’s not so wholesome.”

- Smallville 8x05 ‘Committed’